‘Moulin Scrooge’ is back – bigger, bawdier and more batsh.t than ever – returning to the Seymour Centre this March-April. Whether you’re bougie or bogan, it’s the party of the year.

Trevor plays Satôn, the roughest diamond in the roughest cabaret club in town: the Moulin Beige. Satôn and infamous club owner Astrid Zeneca (Carlotta) serve up a dizzying mix of booze, pills, and way too many medleys.

But disaster is coming. . . With the club on the verge of ruin, as the government plan to bulldoze it for yet another overpriced development no one can afford. Because what Sydney really needs, is more empty luxury apartments!

Will The Duke (Of York) swoop in to save the club, and bankroll the chaos? Or is he just another creepy old prince who doesn’t sweat?!

Meanwhile, You-in McGregor – a starry-eyed bogan from Logan – falls hopelessly in love with Satôn. Will she give up her gig for love? Or will she need every last cent, with the Australian dollar plummeting faster than the dignity of the ‘Married At First Sight’ contestants?!

‘Moulin Scrooge’ was co-written by Trevor Ashley and Phil Scott. It’s an all-singing, all-dancing night of unhinged silliness, which will leave you gasping for air (and possibly legal advice).

“The smash-hit ‘Moulin Scrooge’ is BACK in Sydney for a strictly limited season,” Trevor Ashley says. “If you miss it, you’ll regret it more than a Sydney landlord at a rental tribunal.”

Tickets are on sale now.

‘Moulin Scrooge’ plays Seymour Centre (Sydney) 26 March-5 April.

This story originally appeared on our sister site, scenestr.